R*n 944

Sunday 18th May 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: B.A. Stard
On on: the hole in the road, Dial Road, Penguin (follow Dial Road until you can go no further - see map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, pen torch*, mobile phone*

* one of each shared between 13 hashers, please

HHH Hash Trash 16 May 2008

Run 791. May, 2005.
Thirteen hashers, three hours, one small torch, one mobile phone.
That day (night) will live on forever in the minds it scarred - Virgin Danny reclaimed his virginity and left the island, Corpse is now as ethereal as his name implies, Grizzly and Lone Arranger moved to the opposite end of the island, Nicer Pair-a-Tiffs can only hash in small measures, A Bit of This and Truly have found any excuse to spend one more weekend away from the coast. Even one of the hares has exiled himself to a remote part of the big island.

So, why has the Trailmaster agreed to let the remaining hare set a run in the same area at the same time of the year? Is he mad? (Yes) Is he bereft of all commonsense? (Yes) Is he a dickhead? (Well, I wouldn't go that far) (Okay, yes)

Nevertheless, the pack is invited to travel to the hole in the road, at the very end of Dial Road, Penguin, armed with torches, flares, GPS, sniffer dogs, ration packs, thermal blankets and a stiff shot of whiskey for this Sunday's trail, starting at 3:30pm and set by that bastard, B.A. Stard.

Afterwards, assuming that you make it out before dawn, the on on will move back to 6 Adina Court, Penguin, where the hot tub will be percolating away (beans for nosh?).

Bring the aforementioned safety items, a hat, a mug, a joke, and someone you may never speak to again, afterwards. Bring extra for a raffle's chance to win Knickers, knickers or something worth having.

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Preparations for next week's big 2008 AGPU extravaganza are well in hand (well, something's in hand). The platforms are being shoe-d, the flares are being widened and Urang's mirrored balls have never looked so shiny.

If you are intending to be a part of Disco Infirmo, let Phay Ray and Dini know at the last minute, so that they can panic about not having enough food.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 944 - May 18 - Bastard @ Dial Road, Penguin
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
R*n 948 - Jun 15 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 949 - Jun 22 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 950 - Jun 29 - The new JMs (but I bet the new JMs can't count, either)
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 943

Sunday 11th May 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Speed Hump
On on: Highclere - follow signs from the shop
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

Mothers Day and 2nd Fred the Transexual Hash Hound Memorial Run

R*n 942 - Launceston 30th anniversary weekend

Saturday 3rd May 2008
Hare: Ballpoint and Rainbow
On on: Carnacoo Scout Camp, Paper Beach
Hash cash: $65
Bring: Everything you need for a good weekend away!

HHH Hash Trash 2 May 2008

Thirty years ago the spirit of Gispert touched a group of fit young men in tight shorts from Launceston.  These days you'd probably end up in gaol, but instead Burnie Hash is going north to help Launceston Hash celebrate its 30th anniversary.

The run starts at 2.30pm on Saturday from CARNACOO Scout camp, Paper Beach (follow signs from Gravelly Beach turn off, near Exeter).

This will be followed by a 70s themed 3-course dinner (black tie from waist up or fancy dress)
On Sunday there will be breakfast special time trial recovery run and brunch.
Cost is $70 (plus accommodation - bring bedding or sleeping bag and nice soft pillow for bunks); for more info contact Rainbow 0417 318 294 or Tiles  0417 304 177

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Chardonnay Hash House Harriers
8th Highland Fling
Lake St. Clair Resort
June 6th to 9th

$65 gets you
* Saturday night accommodation
* Highland Fling badge
* three-course meal Saturday night
* nude run
* Sunday breakfast
* Saturday run and piss stop
* Saturday light lunch
* lots of laughs and memories
* chance to win the 3D quiz
* Sunday run and another piss stop
(bloody cheap, really!!)

Extras
* Friday night accommodation - an additional $20 per person
* Sunday night accommodation - - an additional $20 per person
* only 60 beds available - 1st in best dressed
* pay up to Yeti, your friendly Hash Cash

What you need to bring
* bedding
* running shoes
* kilt
* $ for drinks over the bar
* any additional food you may want
* warm clothing
* rain coat (if you bring it, you won't need it!!)

For further enquiries please contact Red Dress ph 0417 510 842 or Trust Me ph 0409 186 549
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
† June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA (Mothers Day?)
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 941

Sunday 27th April 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Knickers
On on: 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 25 April 2008

Take a cup of flour, some rolled oats, coconut, golden syrup and 10 litres of whiskey and you have that good ol' Anzac spirit.

This week's Kokupa trail is being set by Burnie's foremost veteran digger, Knickers.

Trail starts at 1530hrs from 1054^th battalion headquarters, the last post on Isandula Road, Galwer

Bring a slouch hat, tin mug, a friend and a piece of wood. Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to win Knickers' fuzzy-wuzzy in the raffle.

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Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend

Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy

Get your forms in now to ensure a bed and goodies.

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Chardonnay Hash House Harriers
8th Highland Fling
Lake St. Clair Resort
June 6th to 9th

$65 gets you
* Saturday night accommodation
* Highland Fling badge
* three-course meal Saturday night
* nude run
* Sunday breakfast
* Saturday run and piss stop
* Saturday light lunch
* lots of laughs and memories
* chance to win the 3D quiz
* Sunday run and another piss stop
(bloody cheap, really!!)

Extras
* Friday night accommodation - an additional $20 per person
* Sunday night accommodation - - an additional $20 per person
* only 60 beds available - 1st in best dressed
* pay up to Yeti, your friendly Hash Cash

What you need to bring
* bedding
* running shoes
* kilt
* $ for drinks over the bar
* any additional food you may want
* warm clothing
* rain coat (if you bring it, you won't need it!!)

For further enquiries please contact Red Dress ph 0417 510 842 or Trust Me ph 0409 186 549

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
† June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ Gawler
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA (Mothers Day?)
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge

On on
Grizzly

R*n 940

Sunday 20th April 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Dick Tayshun
On on: Fossil Bluff, Wynyard
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 18 April 2008

In just the space of two years our own Dick Tayshun has been drunk in a spa in her underwear among near-complete strangers, been elected to the high office of Hash Cash, attended an Interhash, and now, apparently located the lost civilisation of Fossil Bluff.

Yes, own intrepid DT will be leading a archaeological party to this hitherto unknown place, apparently located off the end of Freestone Crescent in Wynyard.

Using only a ancient, crusty UBD and a compass, DT has left instructions to "go through the township or Wynyard where you get to the Top Pub then you turn right at the roundabout as if you are heading to Table Cape , I think the road is called Saunders and turns into Table Cape road anyway then as you cross the bridge approx 2 kms you turn right into Golf Links Rd yes this takes you to Wynyard Golf club but don't go all the way to the end which is where the golf club is because then you have gone too far. You turn off into Freestone Cres till you hit the beach and you have arrived!!"

From memory, hitting the beach off Freestone Crescent may require a free-fall of about 50 metres, so be prepared for the sudden stop.

This week's true trail starts at 3:30pm; bring a hat, a mug, a friend and a piece of wood. Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to be amazed by the wide selection of quality gifts available in Knickers' raffle.
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News fresh in from Chardonnay - details of this year's Highland Fling will be announced next week.  Maybe.
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Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy
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The AGPU approaches and On Sec Dini is eagerly awaiting your literary contribution. For Speed Hump, this means a 1200 word essay on how it felt to be a Grand Mattress for a year; for Urang it requires a crayon drawing, which may or may not be anatomically correct. Everyone else fits in between. Blank spaces in the report will be filled with GonZo's photos, which in turn will be filled with rejected jokes from a year of producing hash trashes.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
† May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ Freestone Crescent, Wynyard
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 939

Sunday 13th April 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: D1n1
On on: Park at the corner of Fern Glade Road and Wattle Avenue, Fern Glade (click for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 11 April 2008

Following a Burnie Hash-free* HOFT last week, control of Sunday hashing has been wrested back by Dini, ensuring that this Sunday afternoon will be filled with flour, hash brew and burnt barbecue offerings - just as Gispert decreed.

This week's true trail starts at 3:30pm from the riverside park at the junction of Fern Glade Road and Wattle Avenue in a slightly dislocated area of Emu Heights (in Burnie).

Bring a hat (a funny one), a mug (one that looks like you can open crown seals with it, but can't), a friend (let's not get too fussy here, knowing their first name is optional), and a piece of wood (it's traditional).  Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to win something unspeakingly crap in the Knickers raffle.

*casting no nasturtiums on our regular friends from the east
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Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy
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The AGPU approaches and On Sec Dini is eagerly awaiting your literary contribution.  For Speed Hump, this means a 1200 word essay on how it felt to be a Grand Mattress for a year; for Urang it requires a crayon drawing, which may or may not be anatomically correct.  Everyone else fits in between.  Blank spaces in the report will be filled with GonZo's photos, which in turn will be filled with rejected jokes from a year of producing hash trashes.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 939 - Apr 13 - Dini @ Fern Glade
† R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ Fossil Bluff, Wynyard
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 938 - HOFT to Mt Murchison (again?)

Depart Macca's Car Park in Burnie at 9.30 a.m. (car pool from there). Re-group at Tullah Cafe (formerly the tavern).

Alternate plan if mountain is fogged in - Montezuma Falls walk and maybe
stop at Rosebery Pub.

Alternate alternate plan - go straight to the pub.

HHH Hash Trash 4 April 2008

As the last of the Interhashers straggle back into the state our Burnie hashers will be brought back to normality with a gentle stroll.

To the top of Mt Murchison.

Yes, I know that it's been tried before, but this time Dint assures us that he has the Hash Monk onside and a cloud-free day will ensue.  Regrettably, the Monk reports that her powers over weather are waning because of a lack of Guinness at on ons, so anything could happen.

HOFT-ers should gather at McDonalds' car park at 9:30 to arrange transport, before re-gathering at the Tullah Café (formerly the Tavern).

If the Monk fails, there will be a gentle stroll to Montezuma Falls.  If the Monk fails dismally, HOFT-ers may simply head straight to the Rosebery pub.

Urang's Cocque Cup from beyond Ridgley will wait for another day.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 938 - Apr 6 - Dint @ Mt Murchison
R*n 939 - Apr 13 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ TBA
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravelly Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 937

All Burnie Hash types would know that March 30 Sunday is the real date of the Hash Run, not March 29. So there it is March 30 at 3:30pm, as decreed by the Great One. March 29 is the change from Daylight savings, you've been warned, so excuses about ignorance won't be accepted. Now that the 30th and the 29th have thoroughly confused everyone. there is one final, well maybe two points to be made, the run starts from Somerset Tennis Courts @ 3:30pm. Bring whatever money you have leftover from after the Easter chocolate sales as the on-on will be at the Somerset Pub ( that is the white one on Wragg St).

ONONON
GonZo

HHH Hash Trash 7th March 2008

The Eight Hour Day long weekend approaches, where we celebrate eight hours of work (obviously not in the public service), eight hours of rest and eight hours of hashing!

This Sunday our Burnie comrades will be gathering at Giggles' funhouse, located at the corner of Calder Road (C235) and Elphinstones Road (11.6km from Bass Highway).  [Google map reference http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=&saddr=-41.059295,145.640758&daddr=&mra=dme&mrcr=0&mrsp=0&sz=18&sll=-41.059611,145.641616&sspn=0.001853,0.003616&ie=UTF8&ll=-41.034823,145.679741&spn=0.118609,0.2314&z=12]

Trail starts at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for bucket and burger.  Bring extra for a chance to win some Knickers surplus 'Your Rights At Work' gear.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 935 - Mar 9 - Giggles @ Oldina
† R*n 936 - Mar 16 - Slack Mac @ TBA
† Mar 22 - Easter Sunday - No r*n
† R*n 937 - Mar 29 - Gonzo @ TBA
† R*n 938 - Apr 6 - Urang @ TBA
† R*n 939 - Apr 13 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ TBA
† R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
† R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravelly Beach
† R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
† R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
† R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA
 
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Burnie H3 AGPU

Saturday 24th May 2008

Disco Infirmo!

Details to follow

Next R*n - No. 932

Sunday 24th February 2008, 8:30am start
Hare: Speed Hump
On on: House of Hump, 238 Mount Road, Burnie
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

Annual breakfast r*n

HHH Hash Trash 15th February 2008

Lurve is in the air this weekend is Don Juan Dyke prepares to lead the love-lost HOFT-ers to Valentines Peak.

Meet at Hampshire (the junction of Ridgley Highway and Natone Road, 31km south of Burnie) at 11 am sharp for convoy to the starting point.  If you are late, you'd better have a fast car with a number on the side, because the road will be closed for Rally Tasmania.

Bring everything needed for a walk of this type.  Surviving HOFT-ers will adjourn to La Porchetta in Burnie for an evening meal and de-brief (I assume that's the same as a nude run).

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Launceston H3 celebrates its 30th anniversary with a run at Legana on 28th February (the date if LH3's inaugural run).  Cost is $10 and includes food and drink.

It also has plans for a 30th anniversary weekend on 3-4th May - stay tuned for details.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Feb 28 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary run @ Legana
Feb 29 - Leap Year Hash @ Ulverstone
Feb 29 - Leap Year Hash @ Bellerive
Feb 29 - POSH Hash AGPU @ TBA
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
† May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 932 - Feb 17 - Dyke @ Valentine's Peak
R*n 933 - Feb 24 - Speed Hump's breakfast run @ Burnie
R*n 934 - Mar 1 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion (official Burnie r*n)
R*n 935 - Mar 9 - Giggles @ Oldina
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HOFT to St. Valentines Peak- Updated Details

This coming Sunday, North West Hashing’s very own Casanova hosts a HOFT to the romantically pointy mountain behind Burnie.

 

Join Dyke for a chance to wear your heart on your sleeve (after it leaps out of your chest halfway up the mountain), walking through bush and rainforest to the summit, around 1100 metres elevation.

Expected walking time is approx 2 hours 30 minutes return.  

Bring lunch, drink, coat and money for counter meal and ales afterwards at La Porchetta in Burnie.

 

Meet at the junction of Ridgley Highway and Natone Road (31km south of Burnie) at 11 am sharp for convoy to the starting point.

Latecomers (that’s you, Ringo) will find themselves excluded, as the road is being closed for the staging of a bitumen rally shortly thereafter.  Road access is barred until 4.30 pm.

Next R*n - No. 931

Sunday 10th February 2008, 17:30pm start
Hare: A Bit of This and the long dog
On on: Upper Natone Forestry Reserve, Blythe Road, Upper Natone
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 8th February 2008

With floods and storms hitting most of the eastern seaboard, you'd be amazed to hear that A Bit of This isn't on another ill-fated northern excursion, but is readying herself as hare for this Sunday's trail from Upper Natone.

The r*n starts at 5:30 from the Upper Natone Forestry Reserve, Blythe Road, Upper Natone (about 8.5km from Hampshire, along Upper Natone Road).  Look for the travelling gypsy van with long dog.

Bring a hat, mug, joke and friend.  Bring $10 for bucket and tucker, plus extra cash for Knickers' wigged waffle (isn't that a merkin?)

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There are now three hash events on 29th February.

There are two 'official' Leap Year hashes - one at Bellerive and the other at Ulverstone - the question is are they both set by the Phantom Hasher? (see http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/ for the running commentary)

The Ulverstone chapter starts from the Rocket Park in Ulverstone at 6:30pm, followed by a counter meal at the local.

The southern chapter starts from Kangaroo Bay Drive, Bellerive at 6:30pm - BYO barbecue meat and drinks.

Then there is the POSH Hash AGPU - date and venue TBA.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Feb 29 - Leap Year Hash @ Ulverstone
Feb 29 - Leap Year Hash @ Bellerive
Feb 29 - POSH Hash AGPU @ TBA
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 931 - Feb 10 - A Bit of This @ Upper Natone
R*n 932 - Feb 17 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 933 - Feb 24 - Speed Hump's breakfast run @ Burnie
† R*n 934 - Mar 1 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion (official Burnie r*n)
† R*n 935 - Mar 9 - Giggles @ Oldina

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

300 r*n milestone - Speed Hump

Congratulations to Speed Hump on reaching
300 r*ns with Burnie Hash

50 r*n milestone - DT

Congratulations to DT on reaching

50 r*ns with Burnie Hash

RE: Leap Year Run (Official - Leap Year Grand Master Sanctioned)

Where:                 Ulverstone – Rocket Park

When:                  Dooh – 29/02/2008 6.30pm

What:                    Stroll / run

After:                    Counter attack at local hotel

Cost:                      No cost for stroll – pay for own meal, etc

Next R*n - No. 930

Sunday 3rd February 2008, 17:30pm start
Hare: DT
On on: Montello Primary School (Bird Street entrance)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

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